Better than a Cow

Some of  you, no doubt, breast-fed your babies. It's quite popular these days. Some people even act like if you don't breast feed, you're a failure as a mom and you don't love your babies.

Don't even go there with me. Don't. Even. Motherhood is not a contest, and anyone who makes it so needs professional help.

I did breast feed, but it's definitely not for everyone, and it's not always easy or comfortable. How well I remember the blocked milk ducts, cracked nipples, and pumping. Oh, no. Pumping. A friend loaned me her very awesome breast pump that worked great, but I cannot tell you how much I felt like a cow hooked up to that thing. My husband would walk in on me while I was pumping, and I would look up at him with my big brown eyes and say, "Mooooo."

In a very sad voice.

That's why every time I look at the Papertrey stamp set called On the Farm and see the cow silhouette, I think of breast pumps and get sad. So of course, I wanted to make a congratulations on your new baby card with this set, because I am weird and strange and probably need professional help.

But I couldn't make the baby card with the cow. Oh, no.

Not the cow.

The End

PS There is no bling because it's a choking hazard. Of course.


Supplies
stamps: On the Farm (Papertrey)
ink: Memento
paper: Papertrey white
accessories: no breast pump needed!