Oh, me.
Oh, my.
I opened a Christmas card from kind reader kegbo, and pulled out a card with this note stuck to the front:
I peeled the note off the front of the card and started laughing so hard my husband had to make sure I was okay. Because...
wait for it...
wait...
wait...
those are some impressive pears!!!!
Tears, people! TEARS streaming down my face. Because not only are those some impressive "pears," especially relative to the size of the partridge (*snort*), but check out kegbo's coloring. It's stunning. This is an absolutely gorgeous card in every way.
But it has pears.
And I laughed like an early-adolescent school girl.
We English majors have such dirty minds.
Seriously.
"On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...."
Wooohoooo!
Bwaahaahaaa!
Thank you, kegbo. You made a week of stress and craziness a whole lot funnier.
And now we will return to our regular, mature programming....
PS I really have had a crazy week (mostly good, with a little plumbing problem thrown in just to remind me I'm not in control of anything), and I haven't been able to stamp at all. I'm hoping the next few days give me a chance to regroup and use some of my new goodies that are patiently awaiting ink.
Hilarious!!!
ReplyDeleteROFLOL
ReplyDeleteThat's awesome! :) Have you seen Cake Wrecks? There was one with a pear the other day that sent me into spasms of laughter - and I thought of you! So, so dirty! http://www.cakewrecks.com/home/2014/12/17/cake-wrecks-top-12-unintentionally-erotic-cakes.html
ReplyDeleteOHMYGOSH!!!!! High-sterical!!!!
DeleteNice pears!!!!
ReplyDeleteSeasons Greetings
Kathyk
That had me laughing like crazy! Oh my. Love the wonderful coloring.
ReplyDeleteThanks to both of you for making my day!
ReplyDeleteToo funny!
ReplyDeleteThanks for the laugh...I really needed this. I really did LOL when I saw this,,,REALY,,
ReplyDeleteHahahaha...make that..."really" I've had too much egg nog!
ReplyDeleteBeautiful coloring and what sweet happy mail. Aren't card makers the nicest people! Gave me a good giggle too!
ReplyDeletefabulous!
ReplyDeleteWonder why she decided to make only one card haha. Awesome pears! Also checked out the cakes. Hilarious!
ReplyDeleteA couple years ago you were thinking of writing a book about design. Instead of card design, why don't you write one on designing stamps! A rule for pear stamps is that they should only be made out of rubber!!! So the book could be about stamp design and safe sex!
ReplyDeleteJanet, English major
Love.
ReplyDeleteThanks for the early morning giggle!
ReplyDeleteHysterical! Thanks for the first thing in the morning GUFFAW!!
ReplyDeleteOh Lord! Gives all new meaning to "Clean" and simple! LOL!
ReplyDeleteLMHO - Priceless!
ReplyDeleteTears of Laughter here, too! Absolutely loving it!! TFS!!
ReplyDeleteThanks for sharing that awesome card! It was too funny, although I suspected it would be good after reading the note. Those are some HUGE pears!
ReplyDeleteI am roaring with laughter across the miles - having just read your blog entry on "pears" speachless as the tears roll down my face ! Its just brill - lovely card too !!!
ReplyDeleteOMG...almost spit hot tea on my iPad...too funny! You and your pears....tee hee! Hugs... OH, the card is colored beautifully!
ReplyDeleteI almost called it "size DOES matter!" but thought that might be a smidge too far ;-) I used Prismacolor pencils and Gamsol.
ReplyDeletekegbo
LOL! Thank you, again! It really is such a lovely card!
DeleteYou English majors are a blast! What a hilarious way to start my day!
ReplyDeleteMerry Christmas mf.
ReplyDeleteI tell ya, I can't look at a pear and not think of you!! You have now cemented you relationship with pears LOL....
hugs,
Karen