So. It took a federal holiday to get me playing along with the Clean and Simple Challenge at SCS this week. I love this challenge, was even on its first design team over two years ago, yet I rarely have time on Mondays lately to play, and it just seems so after-the-fact to play later in the week. This week, I made the time. Go, me!
The challenge was to Fold and Scrunch Ribbon. Fold, yes. Scrunch? Homey don't scrunch. It looks untidy. Don't misunderstand. Scrunched is a look that works beautifully on cards made by people who are not a certain kind of retentive and obsessive compulsive. Check out this card by cookiebaker (Charlene) and this one by ReginaBD, and you'll see scrunching used to perfection by talented stampers who are clearly not mentally ill.
Homey, however, is mildly AR/OC. So homey don't scrunch.
Homey does fold, though. Oh, yes. Homey folds.
Homey also likes shimmer and pulled out her Smooch to liven up this monochromatic image from SU's Pocket Silhouettes. She popped the scallop oval on two layers of dimensionals, and the smooth oval on one.
That's a lot of popping and means this card will be hand-delivered or included in a package rather than simply mailed in an envelope. Because homey is AR/OC. Remember?
Check out the close-up. Homey's rockin' down to the rad shimmer.
Doesn't it annoy you when people refer to themselves in third person?
I would never do this.
Never.
Supplies
stamps: StampinUp Pocket Silhouettes
ink: Ancient Page calypso
paper: Mark's Finest 120lb white
accessories: SU oval punches, dimensionals, Smooch, Ribbon (Mark's Finest Papers)
homey don't scrunch LOL you make me so happy, wit' yer bad "some kind of" retentive-ness
ReplyDeleteAs much as this is about non-scrunched ribbon, I have to say I love the white-on-white of the ovals. :)
ReplyDeleteThanks for the chuckle. Saw this over on Splitcoast and loved it. Homey.
ReplyDeleteOkay, I did a card for the challenge, I just need to post it...but I know that I'm about as AR as one can be (I audit Banks..remember), and I scrunched my ribbon...well, actually I ended up making a flower with it!
ReplyDeleteBTW...I need to remember wear my good glasses when reading blogs...I serious thought you were calling yourself "horny"! I nearly died laughing when I realized my mistake!! ROFL!!!
I may not visit or comment here often, but being a subscriber, I do not miss out on a single post of your simple yet fabulous cards.
ReplyDeleteYou can be so very funny! Scrunched ribbon or not, your card rocks :)
ReplyDeleteMy biggest laugh in a while, when I read one of the above posts and realized that Horny... umm, Homey was being her big, bad, usual, creative self.
ReplyDeleteHomey done good...
Gorgeous POST and Fabulous CARD. Tricia :O)
ReplyDeleteNope, don't do scrunchy either, looks messy to me (I add, when I attempt it). Love what you have done though.
ReplyDeleteAbsolutely lovely - very elegant!! I do like the bow.
ReplyDeleteGosh, lovely card....but I need to learn a new language when reading your blog!! LOL....some of your lingo one does not understand......sorry!! Don't worry, I still come first thing every day!!
ReplyDeleteYou entertain me. ;) Beautiful card Homey!
ReplyDeleteI had to chuckle as I read your post. I am definitely like you. I don't scrunch. Just goes against my grain!
ReplyDeleteYour card is fabulous with its folded ribbon and glimmery image!
You are too funny! Makes me think of that Seinfeld where Jimmy talked in the 3rd person. Elaine was attracted till he opened his mouth & said "Jimmy likes Elaine!" Lovely card today! I'd never have thought I'd say that for a card coming from a scrunched ribbon challenge. Good job Susan. Homey or horny, we love ya!
ReplyDeleteThanks for the laughs, Susan! "Homey don't scrunch." Very funny! And your card is AWESOME even if there's no scrunch involved. :)
ReplyDeleteoh, you made me giggle outloud!!!!
ReplyDeleteThe combination of your beautiful cards and your words is always a great way to start my day; but today was exceptional!!
ReplyDeleteScrunched, folded, AR/OC...it's all good!
To the AR/OC horney homey (that has a thing about pears): This card Rocks! right along with you.
ReplyDeleteThanks for the delightful post.
Lu C
That's a great card - simple but effective - thanks for sharing
ReplyDeleteYou go, girl! (er... homey!)
ReplyDeleteOn occasion, I have managed to scrunch (much to my surprise) well.
On the other hand, this homey has no idea what to do with those teeny little stamps. You've inspired me again! :D
Yes, homey folds very well. Beautiful card! I cracked up reading all of your references to yourself as "homey". A little story for you. There's a sweet mom at my daughter's school with whom I bonded instantly when we met a few years ago. We've called ourselves sisters ever since, much to the confusion of everyone around us. You see, she's as black as I am white, so we love to mess with people by making a big deal of our sisterhood. The kids at fifth grade camp last week were very puzzled by our insistence that we're not just sisters, but twins (we're only about ten days apart by birth, too). Finally, one of they boys said, "Oh, I get it. You mean sisters like homeys!" Exactly.
ReplyDeleteAbsolutely stunning, Susan!
ReplyDeleteYou know, Lynne thinks retentiveness in a certain area is by far preferable to. . . laxness, shall we say? And Lynne loves the Smooch, the folds, the AR/OC symmetry. Lynne thinks this card rocks! OMG, Lynne can't stop with the third person, just shoot her now!
ReplyDeleteWonderfull card and my favorite su stamp set Luv Sue x
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